Daniella housewife

A dirty, useless housewife who has never moved up in status for more than a day.
Get on all fours and make me pasta dirty slave Daniella housewife!!
by all.about.that.bass______ November 14, 2022
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Reverse Desperate Housewife

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
by durkadurkista November 04, 2013
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Housewife syndrome

The state of desperation and depression built up when small uncotrollable unpredictable details go to shit, disappointing therefore the expectations of the affected individual.
- “ I really wanted us to wear matching t-shirts and lipsync to my instagram story, i’m gonna kill myself now…”
-“ Relax babe u just have housewife syndrome
by whatupdocc January 11, 2025
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Housewife star

A large star mounted on the outside of a house or garage/barn. This is a subtle way to tell other potential female threats to back off from this household, it's already taken.
After moving into the new neighborhood, Debbie put up the four foot wide housewife star on the front of the garage to thwart off other possible housewife invasions
by Gunno 2 December 19, 2023
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