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Hammond

deeply derogatory term for a sexual predator, especially a pedophile or rapist. Used to label someone as the lowest form of human being, beyond redemption, and deserving of universal contempt. Comparable to “nonce” in UK slang or “chomo” in US prison slang.
by Allen shone August 8, 2025
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Spike Hammond kiss fm

The afternoon presenter on kiss fm here in algarve portugal. Only got the show when Frankie Shanley left after being bullied by the breakfast presenter Simon frater. Coincidentally , spike hammond is Simons best friend and been doing a free show on kiss for 8 years. He got jealous over frankie. No one listens anymore to kiss over them and court is pending. Watch this space and ignore the nonsense they post on social media to distract from whats really going on.
by dianakanturk44 December 3, 2021
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The Hammond

The Hammond is a mental asylum for children who don’t know that they are mentally insane. Double ballet is the death of us all
RIP 😭🙏💀
The food at the weekend is iconic as it isn’t even edible, you might as well shove a rock in your mouth.
The Hammond student: hdbdbdnbebwjfjnsbamakeowjvdn

Slag from state school: oh ma god you dityy little scut

Hammond student: hahnejsbdnakbfbw an I oop skksksks
by Wrong answers only February 12, 2020
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Graeme Hammond

The art of having a wank in the ice freezer on your smoko break
They young man was caught having a Graeme Hammond by his boss
by Culture Cluby August 10, 2024
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Hammond

People with this surname are descendants from Mighty Odin. Most powerful and the smartest humans in the universe
Hammond is the greatest
by MrBigPenis69 November 21, 2021
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Lewis Hammond

Crongopipopibongus
Lewis Hammond! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Crunky Mclunkey October 12, 2020
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Hammond, Ontario

A small country town in Rockland, Ontario that nobody has ever heard of.
Person 1: I went to Hammond, Ontario
Person 2: Is that a store?
Person: No, it's a town.
by Sgt BlackCat January 19, 2016
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