that's what she said

The most commonly used phrase among teenagers everywhere

K: Just put it in there, please.

Carol: That's what she said!

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Carol: Did you eat it?

K: I put it in my mouth.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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K: I have a brain tumor, and I only have three months left.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! Wait...

by i lost the remote April 17, 2009

That's what she said

A phrase that is addicting to say once one person refers to it...sometimes taken out of contex so it may not even make sense...

a sex joke, aka things that 'she' would say during sex

Btw, 'she' is a dirty little slore

Bob: Yeah I had some jello yesterday
Pete: That's what she said!
Bob: That doesn't even make sense...
Pete: That's what she said!
Bob: Dude, shut up
Pete: That's what she said!

by g_gurl69 March 7, 2010

That's what she said

The phrase a guy should never say to his girlfriend

Girlfriend: (about password) you gotta make sure v it's long enough
Boyfriend: that's what she said!

Girlfriend: *slaps*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

That's what she said

A phrase that turns a lot of things into dick jokes

Man 1: that thing is long
Man 2: That's what she said

by Hamtaro September 20, 2020

That's what she said

A common phrase said by little bitches who font have any comebacks. Also used as a unfunny joke.

Person: these are so tight.

Person 2:That's what she said nigga.

by BigOl'Dick May 18, 2022

That's what she said

A phrase used to blatantly point out the fact that something someone just said could be taken as a sexual double entendre. Usually found in America and other western countries as an adaptation of "as the actress said to the bishop". Other similar phrases include " Well..." and the aforementioned "as the actress said to the bishop"

Person 1: This sub is so long!
Person 2: That's what she said

by ______-______ February 18, 2015

That's what she said

The most hilarious joke ever, used frequently around the world, can be used to make absolutely ANYTHING sound sexual.

*on the beach with your parents*
Mom: AWWW LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE CRABS!!!
Me: That's what she said.

by hugh.kap November 7, 2009