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your iq is as high as the room temperature

your iq is as high as the room temperature is if a bully that has a bit of smart in his brain would say, but you are smarter and u use Kelvin B)
Bully:Your IQ is as high as the room temperature.
You:I use Kelvin
Bully: >:o
other kids: :o
Geography teacher: *gives you 59473487 amounts of A+*
by battle cats fan real November 21, 2022
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Temperature

a word often misspelled by people named sami in an elementary spelling bee and still haunts them to this day
Spell temperature

Uwu :3 t- t- t- temperture ??
by Definitelynotme February 22, 2021
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Phonetic Temperature Theory

the Phonetic Temperature Theory is a theory that states that as average temperature of a native speaker's location decreases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words decreases, and that speech quickens and hardens in colder temperature. Secondly, This theory also states the vice versa; as average temperature of a native speaker's location increases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words increases, and that speech slows and smooth-ens in warmer temperature. Thirdly, this theory also states that pronunciation changes quicker when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes quicker, and that pronunciation changes slower when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes slower.
Person 1: How can I predict when the pronunciation of a word will change?
Person 2: with Phonetic Temperature Theory, we can do this by 1. knowing how long the current pronunciation has existed for, 2. knowing the differences in local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage to now, 3. knowing previous pronunciation of the preceding form of the word, and using IPA slope to predict future pronunciation and use multiplication (local average temperature now - local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage)/(time between beginning of pronunciation usage and now), if the value is positive (meaning the local temperature got warmer) then shift clockwise on the IPA chart (k -> g), this is the reasoning for why Latin "catta" became "gato" because the Spanish/Portuguese climates are slightly warmer than the Ancient Roman climate.
by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc November 27, 2023
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Different-Temperature Dog

a Hot Dog that is no longer Hot
dammit, my Hot Dog has become a Different-Temperature Dog (Replace Different-Temperature with a Temperature)

Cold
by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020
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Turn down the temperature

KILL ALL THE POLITICIANS!!!! KILL EM ALL! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hym "We DO have to turn down the temperature... BY KILLING ALL OF THE POLITICIANS! ALL OF THEM IN ALL OF THE COUNTRIES! KILL EVERYONE!!"
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
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temperature 200.

It's never a good idea to put food onto temperature 200.
by Debskelly1985 April 9, 2023
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Check your temperature

To check what someone's on if they're acting different/moving different.
"Bro shut the fuck up foe I slap you word to my mother."
"Bro let me check your temperature see you aren't on shit"
by W00413 September 30, 2025
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