Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.

Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

tangerine tickler

Where the man takes up the doggy position and the woman plays with the man's testicle from behind.

Paul had an obsession about getting a tangerine tickler.

by The_Dream September 11, 2021

tanherime

You try to spell tangerine but you cant spell for s**t

"oh my favorite fruit is tanherime" "what?"

by Pepeor November 16, 2021

tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.

"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."

by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016

pet tangerine

when a 12 year old child has a tangerine and it keeps rolling away and a 12 year old child starts squealing at him saying that its his pet tangerine and everybody starts cracking up so every time there is a tangerine rolling away or any tangerine in this world is now a pet tangerine

ISSA PET TANGERINEEEEEEE

by Nova da quail May 16, 2018

Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.

'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'

by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

tannerite

explosive that should only be yoused to kill isis and make them waswas

tannerite

by weedygonzoless May 24, 2016