(n.) a tail of hair that grows from the back of one's head as they are, or, after they have vocalized or performed an act of disrespect.
by Octajohn February 7, 2017
Geoffery: 'What what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?'
Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.
Geoffery: 'Queer'.
Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.
Geoffery: 'Queer'.
by Jagdog May 15, 2011
by JackRS December 21, 2007
by garv November 10, 2003
Spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the "Magic Fingers" device. In honor of John Houghtaling, inventor of the Magic Fingers, who passed away in 2009.
With another couple days' driving ahead of them, Mia and JJ thought they should hit the laundromat, but nobody else was going to be smelling them in that junker they'd borrowed, so all their quarters went toward some surprisingly intimate huff-tailing on the saggy motel mattress.
by rotifera June 26, 2009
The stinging, burning sensation you get in the very corner of your raw asshole after a spicy, fiery diarrhea session.
by Markilla February 5, 2008
Fairy Tail will probably one day become as popular as FMA, Naruto, Bleach, and even One Piece. fairy tail has also recieved good reviews from critics.
by Anime Viewer July 11, 2011