1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.
After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.
by Amberologyism! September 4, 2006
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When an Internet site changes their Terms of Service without giving prior notice and deletes millions of people's blogs, which amounts to a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
MySpace new Terms of Disservice (TOD) has outraged and alienated millions of people whose blogs have been deleted, which amounts of a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
by disenfranchised poet June 28, 2013
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A Tod is a creature similar to Phrogs except they are 50% Hunger 25% Serotonin the rest that makes up the Tod are unknown.
Did you see the group of Tod's earlier?
by NotALotl October 31, 2023
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When someone wants a titty picture but wants to be classy.

TOD titty on demand
He sent me a text saying TOD, so I sent him a titty picture.
by taterjo July 11, 2016
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A pufferfish of great mystery whom appeared in chodevannia long ago the towns people saw the ALLAH TOD as their one true god and now tods are being sold
أدعو الله أن تفعل كل ليلة

أجل أقبل

تود يكره السود ولا السود
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by theheathinator June 20, 2022
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Tits On Display. A girl showing her assets as her center piece usually using a revealing top and a push-up bra.
I’m going to talk to that TOD at the bar.
by Trentism November 9, 2021
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