Cancer

A 13yr old called Jacob Sartorious who thinks he is loved by someone.

Jacob: When you go to sleep that night...

A normal person: Ahhhhhhhhhhh I have cancer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( the ear type)

by SUN GODE DOGE June 25, 2017

Cancer

OMG CALLING BOSS BABY AT 3 AM WHILE SPINNING FIDGET SPINNER WHILE DRUNK MINECRAFT CREEPER IS ON THE PHONE (insane)

That video is cancer.

by EblastGamz May 13, 2020

Cancer

Jake Paul

"Why are you in hospital? Oh I watched Jake Paul and now I have Cancer :("

by lesbionist May 17, 2018

Cancer

Jake Paul

man that YouTuber Jake Paul gave me damn Cancer

by alexjk2004 December 7, 2017

Cancer

Jake Paul

Billy: How did you get cancer?
Larry: I watched Jake Paul.

by TH47 June 1, 2018

Cancer

A disease caused by watching Jake Paul.

Guy 1:Oh dude what happened?Why are you in the hospital.

Guy 2:Don't watch Jake Paul...He gave me cancer

by IDKK_KKK May 20, 2018

cancerism

Any ideology that strives for a more disfunctional society

To activly work for inequality is cancerism

by Vendanis August 25, 2016