HIV

The Soviet HIV (Flanker HIV) is a high-tech jet made to destroy Canada. The jet was armed with 8 20mm cannons, 16 heat seeking missiles, and 1 LSDB. The jet has 7 wings and can reach a speed of mach 20000.1 within 7m. It runs off of diesel and is top heavy. The HIV was made to counter the American Honda Prelude. Only 2 HIVs where ever built, one exploded during testing and the current Russian Federation claims it doesn't exist and never has. Although there have been a few sightings of the HIV drugging Ukrainian soldiers and firing upon infantry units obliteration them.

"The Russians are totally using the HIV right now"

by TapeEater February 28, 2023

HIV

Magic Johnson

have you heard of the legend on the LA Lakers? HIV yeah you know him the one that wears number 32

by Don’t Read this January 29, 2019

HIV

Hi Im Vagina

HIV, and who are you?

by skratta du forlorar du May 20, 2018

#HIV

What yo Momma bequeathed to me whence we engaged in intercourse of the Sexual variety

Guy: Awe damn last night me and this chick hooked up and i went to the doctor this morning and my results came up positive #HIV

by Mr.Christophe The Wiser September 15, 2019

hiv

This is what happens after 2 partners in crime do the dirty, thinking they're hard behind the school bins. Like bro you're not that cool because you know how to stick your dick inside someone who is wider than the fucking grand canyon I hope you get more than just hiv you suck your mum ligma balls nibba bitch.

what a prick he must have hiv and family issues

by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 20, 2022

HIV denial

Something that kills faggot quicker

Raul and Juan died from HIV denial. They believe the Advocate's crappy science that no poofers ever gets AIDS.

by queensburykid March 26, 2024

HIV

Short for Human Immunodefeciency Virus. An STD that is contracted through sexual intercourse (especially anal and sex without a condom), exchanging of bodily fluids, or, in the case of the especially unfortunate, by birth. HIV can progress into the disease known as AIDS where the immune system is gradually weakened until the point where an ordinary cold can kill you, though this usually takes years. Symptoms of HIV include nausea and high fever, cramps and joint pain, diarrhoea, and rapid weight loss. It is widely accepted that HIV originated somewhere in Sub-saharan Africa though the exact means that it was created remain mostly unknown. In the US, young gay and bisexual black men are more likely to catch the disease than any other demographic.

Sean was horrified to learn that he had gotten HIV from having unprotected sex with Jessica.

by Robjef622 May 27, 2017