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Camp Comet

Camp Comet is a roleplay server on an app known as Discord. On the outside, it seems like a harmless roleplay with lots of interesting people! Once you join, however...

It’s a completely different story.

There are so many random people on this server, including some dude who gets hard whenever he’s put on the server’s “starboard”

It’s all okay tho, sense you can hug people!

There’s also magic.

Lots and lots of magical shenanigans.

Each category of magic is based on a different planet of the solar system! From the Sun’s light magic to the Moon’s shadow magic, and everything in between!

We hope you come check out our roleplay server’s unlimited randomness!
“Dude, have you been on Camp Comet yet?”
“Yes, in fact, I have!”
Did you like it?”
“No, I left immediately. To weird for me!”
by Cinnamon256 March 28, 2019
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Larry’s Comet

Larry’s Comet, actually vommit . Vommit resembling a comet with large Mass followed by a large tail of bilious liquid. Slang used wherever you have drunks and wino’s . Also Known as Vommit Comet
Seafood and booze didn’t mix well, so I had to have a Larry’s Comet .
by #DirtyLarry February 13, 2023
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Halley's Comet

A variation of streaking where a glow-stick is affixed to the genitals and a tail of approximately 4 feet of toilet paper is wedged between the butt cheeks. Best done in low light conditions.
*shreiking*
What was that?

Steve did the Halley's Comet.

Yeah, but why?
by Theprofessorguy October 29, 2018
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Comet Gurgling

When a dude cums into a condom and throws the condom into a girl's mouth from long range.
" I tried for a money-shot but she suggested Comet Gurgling instead."
by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017
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dragging the comet

When one farts in one area of a room and walks across the room dragging the odor with them.
"Man he busted serious ass by the kitchen then came "dragging the comet" into the living room."
by The Sikness December 27, 2012
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Vomit Comet

A specific vomitular design made on the side of one's car after a passenger decides he's just not gonna tell you he is sick at a speed of no less than 65mph.
A Vomit Comet comes around once every 20 lightbeers.
by JJNickels29 June 7, 2013
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Halley's Comet

Halley’s Comet (n): a euphemism for the violent projectile formed when a man cumshots a kidney stone. Not to be confused with commonplace occurrences like the ‘cum cork’ or ‘poop noodle’, the Halley’s Comet is a once in a lifetime experience characterized by:

(1) the catastrophic release of pressure necessary to cause a kidney stone to exit the urethra with a minimum muzzle velocity of 500 ft/s (152.4 m/s in CommieSpeak). The terminal ballistics of any given comet is determined by both the mass of the stone and the anger placed into the cumshot.

(2) the signature formation of a white trail of liquid aerosol cum behind the comet which lingers in the air for several minutes, causing it to be dubbed ‘procreative napalm’ by Single Mom’s Magazine.

There are no reported fatalities from direct Halley’s Comet impact (in the 1st world) however they do account for over 1 domestic ER visit a day in the US alone. Halley’s Comets are the leading cause of PTSD in men over 40.
Psychologist: “Tell me about your most recent Halley's Comet ”
Patient: “Just like the other ones, my dick looks like a waffle cone... My neighbors flipped out on me because they thought I intentionally shot their dog with a bb gun, then when I explained that I accidentally killed their dog with my exploded bee-hive looking dick, they just freaked out like I said something ridiculous.”
by Dice E Fleisch March 30, 2015
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