Case of the Mondays

1. A fictitious disorder associated with the tiredness, irritability or distractedness that comes from returning to work after the weekend.

2. A phrase discribing idiots who use the beginning of the week as an excuse to be irritable and lazy when, in fact, everyone feels this way but would rather do their damn job instead of being annoying bitches.

Coworker #1: Man Terry sure is in a bad mood today.
Coworker #2: Yup, looks like he’s got a case of the mondays.
Coworker #1: Man! What a little bitch.

by Not__Mediocre_Definitions June 21, 2018

A Case of the Gremlins

When you wake up higher than you were before you passed out. Often happens from eating edibles after midnight.

I gave myself a case of the Gremlins by eating a pot brownie when I got home from the bar.

by Robelodeon September 20, 2016

Bad case of the Kharjos

When someone or something gets stuck in a planking position facing up or down, and proceeds to move around and go about their business whilst stuck on the ground. Primarily found in Skyrim, and was discovered by and named after Kharjo the Khajiit, right-hand man, or rather, right-hand cat of Lord Scatsbury Himself.

Friend 1: *is moving around on the ground*
Friend 2: "Dang dude, you got a bad case of the Kharjos"
Scats: "YOU'RE ALL FAKE, AND BROKEN!"

by Micher J December 26, 2019

case of the pants

When one wants to get into another persons pants

"What happened to you and Steve? You two were so cute!"
"He had a case of the pants. I had to dump him"

by Alumni September 25, 2005

Case of the niggers

Lazy.

I've been laying on the couch all fuckin' day. I've got a huge case of the niggers.

by Ditchbank December 5, 2010

bad case of the fats

1. When someone gains an excessive amount of weight or lets themselves go.
2. Can also be used to describe an overweight or obese person who shows little concern for personal body image.

Frank used to be tight but now he has a bad case of the fats.

by Cancerboy March 19, 2008

a case of the Wednesdays

feel like humping

When I see her walk by I get a case of the Wednesdays.

by budman461 April 6, 2011