Toilepathy

A form of telepathy. When two males become such good friends that they subconciously know when one another needs to shit and both arrive at the bathroom together as shitting buddies.

I swear Tom and John have Toilepathy, for the third time this week i walked into the bathroom to find them shitting together.

by Muzik09 May 11, 2009

telepathetic

Someone who has either no phone or a sucky phone, who isn't caught up with technology.

Stacey and Kham were so telepathetic, they didn't even have a phone~

by SpongebobLovesHerPatrick<3 November 24, 2011

Telepotty

Syncing of poop cycles with your bros.

Research suggests that women synced menses when close to another female and men synced poop cycle with another bro.

"I know Jake since many years, infact we're soo close that we have telepotty."

by DrD00M September 28, 2019

Telepathism

When two human beings concect and are able to telepathically communicate.

Boy 1: *texts grl 1* what are you having for dinner

Grl 1: *texts boy * (at the same time) what are you having for dinner

Thinking at the same time + saying the same thing = telepathism

by UNO_what_I_mean May 6, 2018

Telepathetic

Having the ability to see the future of totally useless events and no ability whatsoever to foresee anything useful.

Mary," Sue, I kept dreaming all night about spilled coffee."

Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .

Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.

Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"

by kaoschikk January 25, 2010

Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .

dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

telepathetic

Totally and utterly pathetic and/or useless with televisions and other kinds of technology.

Me: Hey Mom, would you mind turning on the TV?
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.

by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 16, 2008