Teapot Dome Scandal

when ya suck dick with hot tea in your mouth

I knutted so hard after she gave me that teapot dome scandal, my dick aches.

by real mozzarella July 7, 2019

teapot laugh

the type of laugh somebody with asthma or a severe brain disorder makes to a mildly funny joke

Me: knock knock
You: whos there?
Me: Cow Says
You: Cow Says Who?
Me: No cow says moooooooooooo
You: *Teapot Laugh Intensifies*
Me: no please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGHING LOUDLY*
Me: im sorry i even said it please stop
You: *TEAPOT LAUGH GETS LOUDER*
Me: *Puts gun in mouth*

by 123geybo October 17, 2019

Teapot Fun

Fun gossip among friends. Like spilling the tea - except.

Ready for some Teapot Fun? That was great Teapot Fun!

by Alicat27 August 21, 2020

teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.

player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?

by mrmustachio March 2, 2024

Teapot shake

When a male is urinating and towards the end it dribbles like a teapot, to then be rectified by a good shake.

"I'd had a few beers so went to the loo I had to give it a teapot shake"

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

Teapot shake

When urinating, and towards the end there is a reduction in flow rather than the expected abrupt end, resembling the dribbling from a teapot. Thus requiring a vigorous shake to expel excess liquid.

I'd had a few beers and when I went for a pee I had to give it a teapot shake

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

by Clansman April 22, 2009