Swagger 

If you carry a swagger it is ment that your penis is stopped being stimulated after an erectile. The penis is hanging, but is still big and not into its normal shape. You might say, half stiff - half flabby.

Haha look at him with those fitness-pints, it's so easy to see that he has a swagger!

Swagger by Machey January 20, 2009

swagger 

swagger means a pimped out,or a G'd up chain

Check out ma swagger G.

swagger by DJ bubblegum December 28, 2005

swagger 

A load of sperm in the pants. Its an insult.

Hey you the swagger

swagger by TittoTheTitto April 12, 2010

Swagger 

a word that is used to describe people that think they're cool, but on an occasion, that person actually is cool, like christine

basically the definition of swagger is christine. be like christine everyone

christine is sooo cool!

i know right!! she basically is swagger

true dat shit

Swagger by a person with a computer December 8, 2012

Swagger 

a really offensive word that isn't even mean because there is so much love oozing out of it.

amber: you still haven't slept over yet.
bianca: invite me over then yah swagger.
.. i dont even know what that means.
amber: lets make a meaning, put it in urban dictionary.

Swagger by amburgercox&biancaoath December 20, 2008

swagger 

Regarding a previous definition of "swagger":
A person who is not from the big band era that listens to new swing music, their favorite band is usually Brian *Seltzer (sic) Orchestra. Can been seen wearing a cheep suit and a cheesy hat.

That swagger is so gay. He was dancing all night long at the Brian *Seltzer (sic) Orchestra concert.

*Correct spelling: SETZER

swagger by Maddie Ad July 23, 2008

Swagger 

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How ex-marine's present him or her self to the world. Swagger is shown from how they handle their drunken state. It can also be shown in his walking and stumbling. Rolling of the eyes to the back of ones head is common. Slurred speech may also occur. Frequent spilling of beer upon ones-self (or purse), or spilling/dropping of any food product/condiments. Dropping beer mugs to hear the sound of glass breaking. Excessive belching and farting may occur.

Matt: "Bob you were messed up last night! Stumbling, tripping, and your eyes were rolling in the back of your head!"
Bob: "No, that's swagger!"

Swagger by zero cool 702 June 12, 2009