stubby man

a wide and fat man who ate too many McDonald big macs and does not know how to drinks water.

Stubby man fat man: hmmm, how do you drink this water? I can drink pop but not this stupid drink.
Me: HAHAHAHAha what a bum!

by carl from school October 7, 2021

stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019

stubby thick

when you’re under 5’2” and have a rather large back end

“Oooh i’m stubby thick and ready for his dick”

by stubbthicc April 22, 2018

Stubby

Money, particularly your paycheck stub.

Hey Jim give me some stubby.

I can't wait until the boss pays me the stubby.

by nuclear hobo March 30, 2024

Stubby

The sexual act of shoving your toe into someone's butt

I gave her such a stubby last night

by crisp packet October 26, 2017

Stubby

The act or process of walking like a disabled turtle who may or not have at least one or two mental disorders.

Friend 1: "Look at him, he's walking so stubby right now!"
Friend 2: "That poor thing."

by enieneneinneienie October 1, 2021

stubby

short & fat

“you know john?”
“john who ?”

“the stubby one”
“oh yeaaahhh. i know john”

by sugar sugar December 18, 2018