Stormtrooper

(n) A woman, usually tall or big, who enjoys walking on men's backs and trodding on their exposed testicles while wearing stilletto heels. In stormtrooper parlance, to "crush some glass" is to cause intense moaning or weeping by trodding on male genitals. Many stormtroopers hail from Wisconsin and Minnesota and other Northern states in the U.S. with cold climates.

"Watch out for Lucille...Daryll hooked up with her and said she is a stormtrooper."

by fancyfumbler February 7, 2010

stormtrooper

one who smokes pcp or sherm; a shermhead

cage, tameone, daz dillenger, snayke plyskyn; cypherlok, murdermouth, killface, shitterstar, t-leak, stormtrooper

by socerok November 1, 2009

bulemic stormtrooper

another word for cumming
If he gets too much excitement he has to throw up, sometimes beforehand he has to cry because he's so ashamed of himself(precum)

I went off like a bulemic stormtrooper in my girlfriend.

by Tylr Stll November 22, 2003

imperial stormtrooper

standing in the way of a spray-fart

that homo just got an imperial stormtrooper-look at the mud on his tongue!

by booferama November 9, 2006

stormtrooper

A penis, usually guys call it their storm trooper when they hit big women

Yo that bitch felt the force of my stormtrooper last night!

by Im a REAL OG baby December 14, 2008

Stormtrooped

A car that has been painted white and has white rims.

The opposite of a Murdered out a car is one that has been Stormtrooped.

by Zfly October 1, 2008

Stormtrooper

A woman that chooses to leave abruptly while being with friends and/or family out of anger. Typically angered, to everyone else, by an unknown source and trying to get her point across of the extent of her anger in hopes of being followed. This is a common method for Drama Queens.

Jim-
"Hey John, why did Susan leave so early from the party?"

John-
"She's a stormtrooper, and likes the drama when she leaves. I had to catch up with her to make sure she calmed down after Carol's comments."

by UnSubMan April 19, 2010