an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.
penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?
guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.
guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?
guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.
guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
by himminy hoohah March 23, 2009
A: Hey! Did you hear about the party tonight?
B: Yeah, me and my girl are gonna take a Penn state nap to get ready.
B: Yeah, me and my girl are gonna take a Penn state nap to get ready.
by xyzzMY August 08, 2022
by boromir8 November 16, 2020
If you go here, absolutely everyone hates you. And your football team chokes every year and we all laugh at you because you swear to be better than everyone. People here are such a cult that they will wait at a satellite campus for two years just to experience Happy Valley.
Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”
Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
by Kidnamedfinger13 January 13, 2025