josef stalin

Stalin became general secretary of the Soviet Communist Party in 1922 and following the death of Vladimir Lenin, he prevailed over(haha chased out and hunted) Leon Trotsky(a ture communist that would have made the world a betterplace, but since Stalin was a power hungry hitler-face this did not happen) in a power struggle during the 1920s. In the 1930s Stalin initiated the Great Purge, which reached its peak in 1937. Since many peasants resisted collectivization, the government under Stalin's leadership often resorted to violent repression against the "kulaks".

average student: "dude! Hitler was the most ruthless man ever!"

communist youth: "correction you ignorant prick, josef stalin killed more people than Hitler ever came close to!"

by commune- face April 25, 2006

Stallinium

Stallinium is a very powerful substance that all of the people born in Soviet Russia have since birth.It fuels Soviet citizens with fanatic nationalism and a extraordinary amount of strength and adrenaline.However,it can also be very very deadly.If any foreigner such as a german tries to drink,inject,or use any other method o getting the substance in his or her body, it can result in very devastating affect.This includes the victims brain slowly frying away for an hour with incredible and excruciating pain until he or she dies.Another is by cutting the patents body with a knife carving out portraits of the soviet leaders,most notably Stalin.In fact there is nor cure for it.
,

Doctor:I'm sorry to have to say this.....
Mother:*whimpering/sobbing*WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM! PLEASE TELL ME!!!*crying intensifies*
Dad:Please, we need to know PLEASE!!!
Doctor:I'm afraid your son has a severe case of............Stallinium
*family starts crying and intinsifying their sorrow*

by pudo433 July 25, 2016

statline

Your statline is how many alcoholic beverages you've consumed followed by how many times you've smoked marijuana, in a specified time period (typically one day). Always stated in a "_-_" format when written via text message, and when spoken verbally sports slang is used (I.e. 3 beer and 2 joints is known as 3-2, or trip-dub). Also known simply as "stats".

Via text:

Guy 1: _-_ ?

Guy 2: 4-2

Guy 1: Whoa dude, you must be really high

Guy 2: Yeah..

In person:

Guy 1: *Guy 2 arrives late to party* Yo man! What's your statline!?

Guy 2: I've already put up a triple-double!

Guy 1: Haha man I'm seven-nothing, you got any dope?

by FWSScontact January 5, 2013

Sterlin

Sterlin is a funny, but sometimes crazy guy. He knows the some of the most random and weirdest facts, and also likes attention. But he also has some pretty close friends who knows he likes to joke around a lot.

Girl1: I have a new best friend..
Girl2: Oh really? Whats his/her name?
Girl1: Sterlin.
Girl2: Cool.

by anonymous572 October 26, 2013

Mexican Staring Frog

A frog in an episode of South Park that kills anyone who stares into it's eyes.

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka will kill anyone who gazes into it's eyes...

by Uzzi2 December 4, 2007

people are starving

Default phrase used by jealous, bitter and prejudiced people who try to self-righteously point to some humanitarian reason for not liking a person or event rather than expose their own baseless, misdirected and personal grudges.

The user will desperately search for ANY possible reason to criticize an event or another person, but after realizing that their criticisms are unjustified and irrelevant, this fall-back phrase is utilized; The user knows that this phrase is not only impossible to disagree with, but it also cleverly blames the person or event in question for the fact that people are starving.

It should be noted that the user of this phrase will do everything to maintain the illusion that they are a righteous person for thinking about starving people, yet the user himself has done absolutely NOTHING to help these people, and never will.

"Hey, did you see Obama play basketball the other day?"
"No, people are starving and all he wants to do is play basketball..."

"Did you see the Miss Universe Pageant last night??"
"I don't watch that crap, because people are starving...."

"Hey, wanna come with me to the mall?"
"Uhh, I don't go to the mall, people are starving..."

by Grackle November 24, 2009

Stalin March

When your butthole is stretched out from a rough anal session or from using large toys, causing you to be unable to walk properly.

Most common in anal virgins who haven't been trained for no mercy by their lover.

Friend 1: Hey wanna do something tonight?
Friend 2: No, my partner gave me a harsh anal fucking, now i have to do the stalin march.
Friend 1: I've been there young man, it hurts.

by Blifnab March 10, 2021