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by HailRussia November 6, 2019
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Stalin's Law

Arguments defending communism (and to a lesser extent socialism) on the internet inevitably deflect from inherent and observable failures of both ideologies.

Deflections often (but not always) involve promises of absolute success in the next society they are inflicted upon, claiming that any service funded by taxation is an example of its success (conflation of tax with either ideology) or by downplaying truly awful historical events committed by communist regimes (e.g. the Holodomor). Other examples of deflection exist.

It is most frequently observed among people who have no experience of living under a communist regime. These people are often t-shirt communists.
Guy 1: "I know fascism is bad, but just look at the millions who have died under communist regimes"
Guy 2: "Nah man, real communism hasn't been tried. All those dictatorships were red fascism or were funded by the CIA. It'll definitely work in the next country it's tried in."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's literally Stalin's law. Stop defending brutal communist regimes"
by Souper Rare January 6, 2022
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Stalin whore

An individual who has been fucked or would like to be fucked by Stalin.
The Stalin whores masturbated while fantasizing of Stalin.
by camuii July 18, 2008
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Stalin's Bible

Another name, or should be another name, for George Orwell's 1984
Stalin's Bible actually predicted what can, and might, happen to America if no one, not even SCOTUS, is willing to stand up to wokeademics and cancel culture
by Sexydimma April 2, 2021
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stalin (verb)

The gay sex act that involves one man spraying shaving cream around his belly button and the other taking three pennies. One he inserts into his ass, the second he superglues to his right testicle and the third he flips. If it's heads he rips the penny off his right testicle and goes down on the other mans belly button and then spits the shaving cream the other mans eye like a wad of cum. If he flips tails he has to shit the penny out then punch the other man in the face while the other man is in the floor grabs his ankles and grabs him in a lawn mower position. The guy assuming the lawn mower position has to make the vroom vroom sound while pacing exactly 15 steps and fish for deposited penny.
I can't believe you just did the stalin (verb) last night, you sick fuck.
by Stalin June 1, 2014
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Stalin Bush

Name given to a really bushy communist mustachio.
'He has a Stalin Bush.'
by iopTanddEnshNahdkF May 10, 2018
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Stalin Loli

Katusha, the Stalin Loli is the tankery commander of Pravda High School.
by Viscount Druitt April 28, 2023
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