Hat Squader

An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.

I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuck behind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!

by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

squealer

A fan of the NFL Pittsburgh Squealer franchise. Worships cheap-shot artists like Hines Ward and roid freaks like James Harrison. Eats kishka and drinks slivovitz regularly.

The squealer waved his little yellow rag and yelled unrecognizable words.

by Antistooler December 19, 2008

Squanderlust

That uncontrollable urge to spend massive amounts of money, even if you have to borrow it.

For years, our elected representatives, from both parties have been on a maniacal mission of squanderlust

by mattzcat December 21, 2009

Squandering

Being reckless with or spending wastefully.

Joe is just squandering all his profits away at the casino!

by KopyKat007 September 5, 2011

Squeaker

A person on any type of online gaming voice chat, whose voice is really high, resulting from not going through puberty yet, or their voice cracking alot. Typically ages 6-14. (yes, 6 year olds play COD)

Squeaker: *high voice* God dammit! Why did you kill me?
Normal person: Go to hell, squeaker shit.
Squeaker has left the game.

by bobertdupp June 17, 2013

Squander

To talk to your best friend while drunk and taking a piss.

Yo kyle, come squander with me.

by Shane/Kyle October 26, 2005

squealer

A high pitched fart.

Oh my god, did you hear that squealer??!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004