your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.
joe: i can't hold it!
(2 hours later)
JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)
"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!
(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)
honey i need to pee
go ahead
(scream)
not again!
(2 hours later)
JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)
"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!
(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)
honey i need to pee
go ahead
(scream)
not again!
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