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the green apple splatters

your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.
joe: i can't hold it!

(2 hours later)

JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)

"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!

(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)

honey i need to pee

go ahead

(scream)

not again!
by I h8 nes May 1, 2014
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Sproates

A gentlemans testicles (genitalia), particuarly those of the large round hairy variety.
"...I never saw it coming, the guy came from nowhere and in a flash, before I had any time to react, he booted me right in the fuckin sproates..."
by Juan Julio July 4, 2008
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spliters

a group of friends thats listen to the same type of music and karote chop each other in the head softly
i split john.
look at thos kids over there there splitting each other, those crazy kids

were spliters because we korate chop each other in the head yeah baby
by double007 October 31, 2007
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slatersexual

"i'm slatersexual"
"oh, you mean stupid?"
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Splootered

Similar to splattered but with more gumption. It is a more explosive form of splattering.
The birthday girl was splootered with some brightly colored paint, which turned her plain white T-shirt into an epic rendition of the new trend of splootering art.
by The most awesome July 6, 2011
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green apple splatters

When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space
dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters
by jeff broadbely March 28, 2008
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Splatercrap

A word used by Splat Man, which means Crap in american.
Varoooooooom... Splatercrap!?!?!?
by A Comic Book Character September 14, 2003
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