muscle station

A muscle station can be any group of 4 or more men (often blokes), congregated around an object with arms folded.

Valid objects include:

Barbecues
Anything that is broken that one of the group does not know how to fix.
The engine bay of a car
A motorbike
Bar tables
A television showing an important sporting event.
A female or group of females (often attractive)
Other muscle stations (Beware: Do not attempt to set up more than two separate muscle stations around the same object, this will result in conflict.)

The rules of the muscle station are unspoken as all worthy men know these rules instinctively.
There is often a feeling of equality and harmony whilst in a muscle station and any attempt to disrupt the group may be met with the equivalent of a look of disapproval : ಠ_ಠ

Conversations like these may immediately preclude the setting up of a muscle station:

Conversation Example 1:

Bloke 1: "This motorcycle appears to have a misfire in the third cylinder"
Bloke 2: "Spark plug"
Bloke 3: "Fuel filter"
Bloke 4: "Let me take a look"
<A Muscle station is formed while the group silently assess Bloke 4's performance and mechanical prowess>

Example 2:
With Barbecues, the muscle station will often form prior to any conversation taking place.

Bloke 1: "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
Bloke 2: "What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on so early?"
Bloke 3: "Thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in."
Bloke 4: "I put a pony on Liverpool...etc"
Bloke 5: "Dude, you're burning the steak!"
<A comment like this would render the muscle station extremely unstable>

by pwnd_lol September 29, 2009

iJazzy Classical (Internet Radio Station)

iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station located in Port-au-Prince, the capital of Haiti. The internet radio station operating under the name of iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%). So iJazzy Classical broadcast 100% Jazz live on air and across the internet. The internet radio station' slogan is known as 'iJazzy Keeps You In Good Mood' and it has reached out million of listeners and stream play worldwide.

Are you aware that iJazzy Classical (Internet Radio Station) is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%)?

by Jacob Martinique June 10, 2019

Braid Station

Braid Station is the name of a Skytrain station in the Greater Vancouver Region. It is especially famous for the fact that it does not actually exist. Consequently, people have spent hours upon hours looking for this "Braid Station" but to no avail.

"He took the Skytrain to "Braid Station". What is that??"

by bill12345 September 12, 2005

Gas Station Hax

Say you are in a situation where you are attempting to make a right turn at an intersection but there is another car ahead of you that is stopped because the light is red and they want to keep going straight. Instead of waiting behind him and wasting time, Gas Station Hax by pulling into the corner gas station and coming out on the other side, ending up on the street you wanted to turn to. Can also be accomplished with corner convenience stores, Walgreens, and small shopping centers.

Driver:dammit, that guy in the camry stopped.
Passenger:well then gas station hax y0!

by Zhulander February 4, 2009

Wee Station

bathroom, especially a public bathroom

"Oh man, I gotta pee wicked bad. Can we stop at the wee station soon?"

by I Like Candy December 29, 2008

grav station

A different and far sweeter name for the classic gravity bong, in which any type of bottle with a cap is placed in a bucket of water, and an open ratchet piece is melted through the plastic cap (far better than making a tin foil bowl) to make a bowl piece. Weed is placed in the ratchet, and lit while lifting the bottle out of (but not completely) the water, using gravity and water pressure to fill the bottle with smoke. When the bottle is filled, the chron-smoker pushes the bottle back into the water while inhaling, achieving a massive hit that is otherwise unachievable.

Stoner 1: Dude, Tim was walking around like Frankenstein after he hit the grav station only once last night!
Stoner 2: I know, he got so stoned off of such little weed! GBs rule
Tim: I think I'm still high from chillin with the grav station last night.

by fosholey July 6, 2009

Pissing Station

A place of urination, preferably the den, and/or wishing well.

"Dude i'll open their door and piss in their den."

Den is eqivalent to pissing station in this case.

by Aoeo October 15, 2009