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Alabama snow plow

When you’re balls deep in your cousin, you shove your face into a mountain of cocaine, lick your thumb, scream “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND” and jam a boofer right in your own asshole
So, I was smashing my cousin Shelly, and I hit myself with the Alabama snow plow. A little razzle dazzle for the camera.
by The great BK January 11, 2025
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Asbury Snow Plow

When you are making sweet sweet love to your girlfriend and you cream pie her asshole. Right after she cleans her ass hole up, you come back by and blow a second heaping load of cum all over her poop chute.
Larry: I was fucking Cheri last night and gave her an Asbury Snow Plow.
Adam: I bet it was fucking hilarious when she just got cleaned up?
Larry: Bro, she was so mad, but we went and got a pizza puff later that night.
by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021
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Alabama Snow Plow

When 3 or more relatives have group sex, then unload on there cousin.
We ran an Alabama Snow Plow on Jenny last night.
by FiftyFred January 13, 2025
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Plowing Snow

Expanding a term paper, research paper, abstract, etc. that has a minimum length by adding unnecessarily verbose text or narrative. I.e. being wordy to fill space.

Literally removing white space on paper with print.
The paper that was submitted had less than insightful content, and attempted to make up for this by plowing snow to meet the minimum page requirement.
by Sidnex November 11, 2013
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cincinnati snow plow

When 11 bearcats bend over the bench and coach plows frozen footballs lace deep… anally
Behind every Ohio loss is a cincinnati snow plow for punishment.
by Chody pokes January 7, 2023
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Snow plowed

Brah, I just hooked up with a dude with a big dick and big bag of blow... I'm about to go get snow plowed!
by Crownie420 July 15, 2014
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Snow Plow

doing a line of cochise out of a girls ass crack and using your dick to push the excess into her asshole.
Dude I totally used my dick to snow plow her ass full of coke
by Hawaii_5oh9 March 14, 2017
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