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Self-Important Sniff

A quick and audible nasal inhalation made after making a declarative statement about a topic that one's audience supposedly knows little and/or the sniffer considers himself/herself somewhat of an expert. The self-important sniff serves as punctuation to a statement that is typically unquestionable as the sniffer may attempt to pass opinion off as fact. It is typically used by hipsters, although it is also used mockingly, and to some comedic effect, on the Adam Carolla Podcast, as well as The Film Vault (podcast) by hosts Bald Bryan and Dick Anderson.
Bald Bryan: "Micheal Parks...is the defacto star (Self-important Sniff)"
by Mjim#9 November 7, 2011
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Turkish Hair Sniff

A sexually motivated form of arousal of the native turkish male. The unsuspecting female is approached by the turk who carefully runs her hair across the palm of his hand while sniffing it with intent. Made famous on the shores of Kinsale.
Got busy with the turkish hair sniff last night
by Rob the Turk May 5, 2009
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Child Sniffer

Someone who likes to sniff kids and touch them very awkwardly all over.
"Hey, Joe Biden is a child sniffer!"

"Our President is a Child Sniffer."

"I can't believe you're a child Sniffer, Joe."
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Sniffing My Dick

Dude! Quit sniffing my dick, man!

Dude, Ms.Brinkmann was totally sniffing today!
by Jelly Jensen September 30, 2008
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wiggle sniff

When an individual wiggles his or her buttocks until a fart comes out, simultaneously another individual awaits the fart to sniff it.
Guy: Hey girl, should we wiggle sniff?
Girl: Ok I'll sniff, you wiggle!
by Achu Isneezed June 21, 2014
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Thermopoly sniff

When your Bluetooth earpiece don’t connect right so you make up a name to look cool on tiktok
Oh yeah! Thermopoly Sniff?!? The south Sudanese man who played for Serie A?!?
by Notzaina February 5, 2023
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jock sniffing

Jock sniffing, or jocksniffing is a practice involving the inhalation of odors from unlaundered jockstraps for the purpose of erotic stimulation.
The coach caught Adam jock sniffing in the locker room.
by football king November 21, 2007
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