smurf

1)A blue humanoid that lives in a mushroom; There are 100 Smurfs in the Smurf village, 3 in which are female (Smurfette, Sassette, and Nanny Smurf); These poor dudes are always chased down by Gargamel and Azrael.

2) what people are doing in the definitions above

1) Vanity Smurf is the gay Smurf!

2) You mofos quit smurfing about Smurfs being sex-related terms or drugs!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 21, 2004

smurfs

A little blue pill of xanax, usually of the 2mg variety.

I downed a few smurfs and had a few beers, now I'm f'd up!

by Stinar28 January 26, 2008

smurfs

Soviet Magicians United Regime For Satan

Smurfs are evil little blue things who apear to be friendly, but arent

by TimothyC September 09, 2005

Smurf

The unoffical name of the employees at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic games because of the bright blue clothes they have to wear that are the same color as smurfs.

Jeff: I'm stoked to go work at the olympics!
Brian: Have fun you smurf.

by MrBattleMan February 17, 2010

Smurf

A blue-shirted agent of the Transportation Security Administration.

I'm calling my lawyer. I just got gate-raped by a bunch of surly, incompetent smurfs.

by won't fly again December 27, 2010

smurf

An Ultramarines army in warhammer

man those smurfs always have land raiders!

by The_Dark_Side May 08, 2005

Smurfed

Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )

"Lets smurf it up tonight!"
"Fool, Im so smurfed."

by Smurf Me Please July 25, 2009