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Smoosh print

Like a man's "mushroom print" it is a vagina on the forehead.
"It was so sloppy, I left that guy a smoosh print."
by Taco96 January 5, 2009
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Smoosh Push

Smoosh-Push l smooshpush l
Adjective

1.The inability for a flaccid or semi/flaccid penis to enter the vaginal canal.

-The smooshing of male and female genitalia without actual penetration.
Smoosh push till the break of dawn. l We banged until all we could do was smoosh push.
by Tarasaurusrex December 9, 2010
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Smoosh

That dude just yarded two chicks at the same time. Damn, he's smoosh.
by Jason L Booth May 2, 2007
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Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.
Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.
by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011
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smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.
Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'
by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016
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Smoosh

a generalized derogatory term to describe someone immaterial to race, gender, or religious preference.
You are a Smoosh
by BlinkDewie September 11, 2023
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Smooshed Burger

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.
I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!
by Nela Thomas August 8, 2020
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