Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

by bootyslapper101 August 29, 2019

by Peter Nilsen February 28, 2020

by I can’t see you mom October 11, 2019

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day
guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day
guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

by georgewhd December 4, 2023

Today you can slap who ever you want on its ass. You're welcome.
Just show them this and they will slap yours too!
EVERYDAY 24/7.
Just show them this and they will slap yours too!
EVERYDAY 24/7.
by tjabejb November 5, 2019
