A jealous, insecure, backstabbing female who can not keep her legs closed

A manipulative long-time "believed to be" female friend who envies and wants your life. She will create smear campaigns, cause conflicts between you and your friends, family and partner. She believes she deserves YOUR life more than you do and will go out of her way to destroy it, then blame it all on you.

An overt narcissistic, trashy female who behaves in a well rounded manner, yet has the morals and standards of a bar slut.
Pay no attention to her underlying insults and backhanded compliments, she is just a Silas Dogood and it would do you good to stay away from her.

You're such a Silas Dogood. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too
by idgjigto August 31, 2020
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Silas Gallagher; a handsome, masculine individual possessing the most desirable of traits. Even though he may be timid at first, his romantic charm will shine through, and put him above the rest. Silas Gallagher's understanding and genuine compassion can put anyone at ease when they are around him. He is rarely judgmental, but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He can out-drink any man against him, and if he wanted, could take your girl right out from under your arm. His smooth way with words will make any woman melt, and fall for him instantly. Though Silas Gallagher may have commitment issues; he is truly the epitome of a loving gentleman.
"Man, I wish I could drink like Silas Gallagher."
"See that man over there? That's a true Silas Gallagher."
by Kerakura April 29, 2013
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When a person unloads a massive orgasm into a plastic bag and has his/her partner huff that said cum.
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a man named jerry who sawed his penis off with a piece of string
that silas dog is eatin a carrot
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He is really sweet and super caring. He is very cute and has an awesome body. His personality is to die for. If you saw him with little kids you would fall fast. You will end up liking him and realize that you have absolutely no chance with him. He always friend zones you, but he is still willing to hang with you. He likes to watch the Office and Danny Duchan. An idea for a birthday present is one of those hoodies that says ¨practice safe sex¨. You will try and get over his gorgeous ass but there is no possible way too. There is just something about him that you cant resist. His horoscope is a taurus and ive found out that taurus matches well with scorpios. So if your a scorpio go find you a Silas thats a taurus because he is a freaking keeper for sure. Oh and did i mention that he is the most genuine guy you can ever meet?
Me: okay fosho... im over silas. i have no chance anyway
snapchat: ¨new snap! Silas Parrott¨
Me: oh shit. here we go again. i kinda wanna be more than friends
by parkviewjr1026 September 15, 2020
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A literal goddess. The prettiest and smartest women you’ll ever met. Don’t get on her bad side. She might be emotional but she isnt weak, she’ll kick ur fucking ass. Has the hottest body and VOICE. You’ll fall in love the second you see her but she already has a wife >:|
Woww did you see Sila Nil, Im so jealous….
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