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Shemp can be used in place of any undesirable word, as a euphamism for that word. Derives from "Shemp" as the name given to Matt Opotzner. Shemp can be used for anything, but the only person it can represent is Matt Opotzner.
Dude1: Holy shemp, man, did you see Shemp today?
Dude2: Yeah, man, what a shemp. He's really shemped it up this time... Phil's gonna flip a shemping shemp.
by Jazz Bandy May 31, 2004
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shweepie

A microscopic dick that is so small it should be burned off with a hot needle.
Hank's packing a shweepie in his slacks.
by DaBeav November 21, 2005
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shwampie

An ugly person (looks) usually/most commonly a girl
Kaymin is a shwampie chick! she disgusts me...
by Nicole 2 Kelly July 3, 2006
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Shemp

Men that graduate from Ernest W. Seaholm High School, participate in the school musical, date women named Jordan, wear golf sweaters in the winter, wear ugg boots and burberry vests, use the word as well in many situations and in general like to suck woons.
Look at pat, hes sucking a fat woon. What a big ol' shemp. da da da da da a big ass shemp.
by Hello my name is pat December 7, 2009
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shemp

Describles someone who is of less than ordinary intelligence. From the Three Stooges 4th Stooge named "Shemp" who was not good enough to be an original stooge.
"That Kirk guy is a real shemp."
by Gaston June 19, 2006
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"Dude that Shemp is a rad mother dude."
by Joe DeWitt December 28, 2005
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shemping

A film technique in which an actor who quits or dies in the middle of filming a movie is replaced by a lookalike who is shot mostly from the back. Named for Shemp Howard, a member of the Three Stooges who died of a stroke during the production of several Stooges films.
In the middle of the film "Return of the Pink Panther," Inspector Jaques Clouseau's plane crashed into the ocean, presumably to hide the fact that the actor that portrayed him, Peter Sellers, had just died. In a few shots, Inspector Clouseau is seen from the back as an actor impersonates his voice, a technique known as "shemping."
by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005
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