shut-the-fuck-up-wich

A sandwhich made for someone who was just complaining non stop about his wife not making him anything to eat for dinner.

Jon came over last night and after a half hour of bitching i went to the kitchen and made him a shut-the-fuck-up-wich.

by Letothewhototheha April 16, 2010

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Please, Shut the fuck up

A phrase said by people who are having a bad day, and people that are annoyed.

Josh: I have some milk!
Bob: Please, Shut the fuck up.

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 31, 2017

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Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn

A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.

The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.

Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.

by Chashmonit December 16, 2010

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