"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
'Shut up! You have critical shut the fuck up syndrome right now!'
"Oh, sorry. blah blah blah blah blah"
'Shut up! You have critical shut the fuck up syndrome right now!'
"Oh, sorry. blah blah blah blah blah"
by chazwolf_ November 15, 2020

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 31, 2017

A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.
The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.
Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.
Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.
by Chashmonit December 19, 2010

by ddb August 9, 2004

by filipinolino January 31, 2010

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by liepinjjj October 21, 2020
