shmuck

a greasy car salesman, slimy weasel, someone who steals all of the good shifts from other employees

there goes mark again, taking all of the good shifts. What a shmuck.

by squidmow August 25, 2022

Shmuck

What your grandpa calls you when you won't try his bean casserole.

"You fucking shmuck i'll beat your goddamn ass you son of a bitch. Come over here motherfucker, let me give you something to cry about pussy!"

by yung pussybaker May 20, 2020

shmuck

a mariya

person 1: look HES BEING A MARIYA MAN

person 2: “a mariya” what does that mean

person 3: a shmuck

by imashmuck August 07, 2019

Shmuck

A shmuck is a massive nob head who has a surname with the letter c in it

Human 1: grace is such a nob head

Human 2: yeah she’s a shmuck

by #shalomman October 08, 2020

Shmuck

A "shmuck" is someone you don't like

"Yo you're a shmuck"

by Bippity Bop June 16, 2019

Shmuck

Can either mean Homie or asshole depending on the context

"Hey what's up my shmuck" or shut up you fuckin shmuck

by thatnibber February 21, 2019

Shmuck

A dumbass.

Why did you break my window? You are such a shmuck

by Shounen Protagonist October 22, 2019