clickin' n' shittin'

The act of doing computer or smartphone-based work while using the toilet.

Person 1: I have too much work to do. I can't even find time to take a shit.
Person 2: Sounds like it's time for some clickin' n' shittin'

by eurodigitalpartners July 09, 2018

Shittin On Faces

To completely destroy someone(s) or something(s) with your almighty talent.

1. You see Mark at the show last night?
2. Yeah dude he was shittin on faces.

by onlyjayk December 07, 2009

Shittin’ it and gettin’ it

The Hog.

The Hog is shittin’ it and gettin’ it

by TheHog69 April 07, 2021

Caught Ya Shittin!

When you catch somebody in a lie or doing something they aren’t supposed to be doing.

Sarah- “Did I really say those things last night?”
Bob- “Oh yeah, you were lying through your teeth. Totally caught ya shittin!”

by John Sonix October 19, 2020

shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

Shittin' Sittin'

1. To keep oneself safe.

2. To be a wimp.

1. Listen bro I ain't doin' somethin' so stupid. I'm shittin' sittin'."

2. "Man, you really won't come with us? You shittin' sittin'!"

by Yitayningwut November 17, 2011

shittin menagerie

General Tom Foolery and disorder as perceived by The Harold.

You kids kept me up all night with your damn shittin menageries!

by J. Dondue June 30, 2022