Shittins

Disposable gloves to have by the toilet to put on before you wipe your ass with tissue to make sure you don't get any shit on your fingers.

I need to take a crap, but I need my Shittins.

by Kyle Scoops November 16, 2017

Shittin’ it and gettin’ it

The Hog.

The Hog is shittin’ it and gettin’ it

by TheHog69 April 7, 2021

shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019

Shittin On Faces

To completely destroy someone(s) or something(s) with your almighty talent.

1. You see Mark at the show last night?
2. Yeah dude he was shittin on faces.

by onlyjayk December 7, 2009

Caught Ya Shittin!

When you catch somebody in a lie or doing something they aren’t supposed to be doing.

Sarah- “Did I really say those things last night?”
Bob- “Oh yeah, you were lying through your teeth. Totally caught ya shittin!”

by John Sonix October 19, 2020

shittinator

the aftermath of tacobell

i had a shittinator last night

by shittinator March 14, 2021