Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

What you don't say when you're having sex :D

Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...

Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*

by Tucksta March 23, 2011

my dad would beat the shit out of me

see: Natsuki

Natsuki: my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this

by f1n3 is not a n00b March 4, 2021

Shit not me

When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"

"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"

by lil jimmy vert September 12, 2018

Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch

Are you fucking shitting me?

by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022

ts shit pmo me off

when this shit pisses you off but with more volume, can be described as the following; Thocky, Creamy, Thwocky etc.

Why would he take my one of a kind autograph glow in the dark snorkel, ts shit pmo me off.

by 7zipLunch February 9, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Shit me in the ass

1. An expression usually yelled at something bad or unexpected.

1. You really think the new Doom game is better than the original? Shit me in the ass!

by Kelodur February 12, 2020