sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

body shifter

A person who you are so close to you can trust will help you remove the body of a sexual partner (died from natural causes) from your bed before you spouse comes home...no questions asked

He is my body shifter

by David Townhill March 18, 2019

shifter

Someone who is engaged in the activity of shifting, who knows that their consciousness is not attached to any realities.

They have multiple lifes in other realities.

A: Why are you sleeping in the starfish position?
B: oh... i am shifter

by madelyn06 November 21, 2021

Cloud, the Lucid Shifter

A nickname for those that believe fictional characters are real.

1: hey, dude, I wanna fuck William Afton so bad
2: He's a child murderer
3: Okay Cloud, the Lucid Shifter

by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022

pant shifter

To be friends with a girl in other to have sex.

Sam is a pant shifter

by Rafrat December 27, 2019

Pole shifter

Slutty women dressed in slutty, lewd attire in public places that draws plenty of unhealthy, lustful attention. These are types of women you instantly shoot your shot with by using plenty of sexual innuendos because you just dgaf at that point.

Person 1 - U see that slutty ass bitch in the bread aisle with the fat ass in her skirt and big titties poppin her cleavage in that tight ass top with her thong sandals??

Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about

by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024

Shifter

A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy simleys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbour, he would be a real SHIFTER!

Annoying yuppie neighbour: "For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I´m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new phone, I bought it last week for $ 1.800!

Shifter: "Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price."

Annoying yuppie neighbor: "Damn Shifter..."

by Don_Juicy February 1, 2018