Shandy Sampler

A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.

Male 1: "Why are you so happy?"

Male 2: "I gave my girlfriend a Shandy Sampler last night!"

by Gorth and Jeb May 11, 2016

Cosworth shandy

1 shot vodka
1/2 pint Smirnoff ice
1/2 Stella Artois

Cosworth shandy will get you wankered faster than a turbo shandy

by Miteshc April 23, 2020

Ass Shandy

Used to describe the usage of the rectum as a cocktail glass. One may be forced to do handstands to serve the consumer of said Ass Shandy. Also can describe a situation one may find themselves in where abuse of some description may very well manifest itself.

Holy shit man did you see 'lost' the other night, that kid walt is gonna be turned into some pirate's ass shandy!

I ain't fuckin going to the brookhouse tonight, i'll be made into some badger boy's ass shandy!

by russell road crew June 14, 2006

golden shandy

derivative of golden shower with added lemonade

customer 'could I have a Golden Shandy please'
bar person - widdles on you while simultaneously dousing your nether regions with R Whites

by Jo Brannon and James Goodchild July 10, 2006

Lemon Shandy

A "Lemon Shandy" occurs when someone gives their sex-partner a blow job while receiving a golden shower.

I gave him/her a Lemon Shandy.

by Aero360 May 13, 2008

Paolo-shandy

An imaginary pint of beer,mainly drunk by those in the south of England.
When ordering the pint of beer,they give a wink to the barman,and he tops it up with lemonade.
The Southerner(Also known as a Paolo)is then able to claim to have drunk loads of ale,when infact he's been drinking lemonade.

I drank 12 pints last night.
That geezer was on Paolo-shandies,he's drunk about 3 real pints.

by Sir Andrew Of Wolverhampton July 20, 2003

chav shandy

A drink made up of half beer on tap and half Smirnoff Ice. If you want a drink that will knock you on your ass, this is it! Drank only by the finest of chavs and white trash.

(A regular shandy is half beer half sprite/7UP... like a beer spritzer.)

If I buy this bitch chav shandys, I will for sure be able to take her home with me.

by Robin.mts April 27, 2008