Shamuing

When someone's social media makes them look attractive but they're actually a fat ass

"my date shamued me. Their pictures made them look so sexy but they weren't in person"

"They are completely shamuing everyone. Those tinder photos don't show their true size"

by King_ejames June 30, 2019

shamus

big ass penis

shamus has a big ass penis with many hairs

by brayayahsqa June 12, 2021

Shamus

Coolest white lab ever! Sweet, loyal and handsome!!!

Dude, did you see that good lookin lab? He's so Shamus!!!

by EcoChic March 30, 2016

Shamus

Someone who is Very smart and is the strongest person in the room, he is also the best person in the world

I am Shamus than Fred

by fredrick Malrick March 8, 2021

Shamu

My roommate kris-10, fat fuck

Roommate 1: Did you hear some weird noises last night?
Roommate 2: Yeah it was just Shamu making second dinner.

by Bonjour5123 May 6, 2024

Shamu

A very large turd that is the size of Shamu the whale.

I called the Department of Defense as I launched a shamu into the Potomac!

by Kraski July 28, 2022

《¤》Shamu《¤》shamu《¤》Shamu《¤》

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😱:《¤》Shamu《¤》shamu《¤》Shamu《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025