Steamer bean

when you are having intercourse with a female and you pull out and take a shit on her stomach - and let it steam

mike was banging a chick last night, and he rolled her over and gave her an arkansas steamer bean... she has not called him since

by El Nino Mike April 12, 2004

steamer beamer

When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.

"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"

by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006

Steamer Swap

When you swap two lean cuisine steamers in the morning with your coworker

Aaron and Lynn had a really nice Steamer Swap earlier today , that Aaron gave Lynn the Balsamic Garlic chicken for his Ravioli and Chicken

by DSK1213 July 18, 2016

steamer nipples

Nipples resembling the delicious New England clams steamed with their donkeys covered in foreskin.

Damn Zay! That chicks got some Reveah Steamer nipples!

by McJeezy November 5, 2013

steamer basket

A rather noxious bedpan

"Oh nurse, I left you a present in the steamer basket"

by Dept. June 27, 2006

steamer queen

a woman who gives out blowjobs.

Suzy is a steamer queen, I've heard she takes on lines of men.

by Michael A Goodrich December 1, 2006

Steamer bean

Alcohol, beer ie stella

Going out for some steamer beans

by v December 17, 2003