Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).

PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**

by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024

stinky leghair

The hair grown in someones groin - getting doused in the sweat of the "ballsack".

Boy, mom has some stinky leghair.

by PooperScooper10101010418457575 August 26, 2009

Stankey Legs

When legs grows so much that they be long. People with stankey legs are always over 6ft tall.
This is occure to 4.20% of the population.

YT celebrity: i am over 6 ft tall
Person: damn, you got stankey legs
YT celebrity: yes

Gay man with extra chromosome: who asked?

by cant remember, ask your mom March 23, 2020

Skankyleg

When you jizz in your partners nose until the jizz comes out there eye, which then has to drip down your partners leg then having to shit and piss and vomit on that leg and proceed to jizz on while she makes cookies

Hello jaz you want to go rip a few skankylegs with me?

by Dr. chilski December 21, 2020