rectal sombrero

habitualy used as a derogatory term, often used as a comeback to the more popular synonym to rectal sombrero, ass hat

the word is said to have originated in

late spring 2005 in southern canada.

synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora

ME: *falls off chair*
PERSON 1: ass hat.
ME: RECTAL SOMBRERO!! oooh, burn...

by adorkable_ness July 29, 2005

Italian Sombrero

The poop ring left on your head after putting your head in the ass of a Italian.

I got a Italian Sombrero from your mom last night

by dlc90 October 23, 2009

Dublin sombrero

Quite possibly the worst beverage in the world. Drink about an inch from the top of a pint of Guinness, then tip a shot of Tequila into the pint. Down it in one.

I was nearly sick after having a Dublin sombrero.

by uBuToaster January 23, 2009

Mexican Sombrero

Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light

John T - Can i sit on your head?
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice

20 MINS LATER

Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!

by The Dark Side 69 February 4, 2009

Donkey Sombrero

The work friendly phrase to use instead of asshat (sitting on someones head).

Watch out for that new female boss. So she not offended lets give her an asshat and call it a donkey sombrero.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

burning sombrero

When you eat jabeneros for a whole month then ejaculate on a girls face and it creates like a pepper spray feel for her. It also doesn't feel to great for the guy either.

The girl screamed at the top of her lungs after her boyfriend done the burning sombrero on her face.

by dratliff October 24, 2014

Sombrero Rex

Sombrero Rex is a stuffed T-Rex with a mini sombrero on his head. He is the leader of the holy roman empire and will destroy and heretic he sees, he’s also an epic gamer

Bro, Sombrero Rex just started a fucking crusade to destroy the furries, he do be kinda lit tho ngl

by thunderpacito September 28, 2019