A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.
by Gorth and Jeb May 10, 2016
This vodka's pretty strong, better add some beer mixer and dilute it down and have a russian shandy instead
by mrtr0ll June 08, 2014
Used to describe the usage of the rectum as a cocktail glass. One may be forced to do handstands to serve the consumer of said Ass Shandy. Also can describe a situation one may find themselves in where abuse of some description may very well manifest itself.
Holy shit man did you see 'lost' the other night, that kid walt is gonna be turned into some pirate's ass shandy!
I ain't fuckin going to the brookhouse tonight, i'll be made into some badger boy's ass shandy!
I ain't fuckin going to the brookhouse tonight, i'll be made into some badger boy's ass shandy!
by russell road crew June 10, 2006
customer 'could I have a Golden Shandy please'
bar person - widdles on you while simultaneously dousing your nether regions with R Whites
bar person - widdles on you while simultaneously dousing your nether regions with R Whites
by Jo Brannon and James Goodchild July 10, 2006
A "Lemon Shandy" occurs when someone gives their sex-partner a blow job while receiving a golden shower.
by Aero360 May 13, 2008
An imaginary pint of beer,mainly drunk by those in the south of England.
When ordering the pint of beer,they give a wink to the barman,and he tops it up with lemonade.
The Southerner(Also known as a Paolo)is then able to claim to have drunk loads of ale,when infact he's been drinking lemonade.
When ordering the pint of beer,they give a wink to the barman,and he tops it up with lemonade.
The Southerner(Also known as a Paolo)is then able to claim to have drunk loads of ale,when infact he's been drinking lemonade.
by Sir Andrew Of Wolverhampton July 20, 2003
A drink made up of half beer on tap and half Smirnoff Ice. If you want a drink that will knock you on your ass, this is it! Drank only by the finest of chavs and white trash.
(A regular shandy is half beer half sprite/7UP... like a beer spritzer.)
(A regular shandy is half beer half sprite/7UP... like a beer spritzer.)
by Robin.mts April 25, 2008