Scotland 

The biggest shithole of a country the world has ever seen. Literally contributes nothing to the UK and are all round shit at every sport. They disappoint with every child and cannot last one fucking beer.

Wales is so much better than Scotland

Scotland by pussyslayer9324 November 7, 2019

Scotland 

The best place in the world..the grass is green..the girls are.... Well prettier than most and if anyone tries to say that its not or if our national dress code is mocked... be sure to fear for your life!! It is described as "the best small country ever!!" the only reason it isnt the best country ever is due to the fact that we have a country sized tumor growing from "oor erse" (ass). That tumor my amigos.. Thats right is england!! Need i say anymore!!!

Examples of language used in Scotland!!
1. Cum ben the sittin room wee man
(come through to the living room small one)
2.we gittin fir oor tea maw??
(what are we having for dinner mother)
3.Dinnie gees any yir shite
(could you refrain from bullshiting please)
4. Yill beh cuvered in dug hair fae erse tae fuckin tit!!!
Oh my... you'll be covered in dog hair

Scotland by TheEvilScotsman July 18, 2011

Scotland 

National Dress - The Philibeg
(The kilt is an english invention circa 1870 - India)
National drink - whisky (or anythin else if you're buying)
National sport - Gowf and fitba'
National pastime - rippin't the p*** out of the english
National language - Variable dependent on degree of intoxication
National hero - William Wallace
National Inventions: TV, Telephone, tarmac, raincoat(macintosh) the Bicycle. rubber tyres. The bank of England, The FBI, Police forces, The US Navy, Double breach shotgun, Whisky. Also:- Penicillin, antiseptic treatment, DNA, Dolly the sheep (cell replicationcloning),
Ad infinitum!
National pride - In Abundance!

Scotland uisge beathawhisky, gowfgolf, fitba'football

Scotland by teaghee May 18, 2010

Scotland 

We hate the English because their dirty sheep shagging inbred posh bastards their a bunch of tranny cunts. But the best city in Scotland is Glasgow the rest can fuck same with the people in them dirty pricks.

Scotland never dies only the English do who come to live in it

Scotland by Killallcelticsupporters December 5, 2021

Scotland 

Outnumbered n owned by the independent junkies, then there’s a massive gang of goths n emo’s you’ll find them at McDonald’s 4 corners watch they don’t slash you but, everyone’s always up for a scrap, get the junkies for a jump in, Fuck England

Person 1:You ever been to Scotland

Person 2: Aye mate am far there want a line??

Scotland by 211mertin112 August 4, 2019

scotland 

the shit hole of the UK

person 1: “you went to Scotland? How was it? person 2: it’s a fucking shit hole

scotland by toe cheese December 8, 2021

Scotland 

A country which all the people living there are over proud, when really there is nothing to be proud of.

oo im from scotland an i hate the english and we are the best country in the world.

Scotland by fesfe February 25, 2007