Gaelic name: Alba
1 Described by First Minister Jack MacConnel as "The best small country in the world".
2 Is responsible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservative party, and does all the fighting in Iraq.
3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of government and a 6 party system.
4 Invented everything of use in the world
5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the official language
6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education (after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia)
7 The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), the lovely Highlands, many languages & bagpipes
8 Scotland is the most patriotic country in the world which doesn't artificially create partiatism using propaganda.
9 The Country thats Above And on Top of England In every respect. The British Canada! :DD
10 an awesome country full of glens, lochs, mountains, islands, tartans, castles, great food, and the coolest accents (:
1 Described by First Minister Jack MacConnel as "The best small country in the world".
2 Is responsible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservative party, and does all the fighting in Iraq.
3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of government and a 6 party system.
4 Invented everything of use in the world
5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the official language
6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education (after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia)
7 The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), the lovely Highlands, many languages & bagpipes
8 Scotland is the most patriotic country in the world which doesn't artificially create partiatism using propaganda.
9 The Country thats Above And on Top of England In every respect. The British Canada! :DD
10 an awesome country full of glens, lochs, mountains, islands, tartans, castles, great food, and the coolest accents (:
by sabscot May 30, 2009
A great country, great education, (mostly) great people.
Some of it's best products:
The Fratellis
Craig Ferguson
Glastonbury
SCREW ENGLAND!
Some of it's best products:
The Fratellis
Craig Ferguson
Glastonbury
SCREW ENGLAND!
by Onion Queen October 02, 2007
The biggest shithole of a country the world has ever seen. Literally contributes nothing to the UK and are all round shit at every sport. They disappoint with every child and cannot last one fucking beer.
by pussyslayer9324 November 08, 2019
The best place in the world..the grass is green..the girls are.... Well prettier than most and if anyone tries to say that its not or if our national dress code is mocked... be sure to fear for your life!! It is described as "the best small country ever!!" the only reason it isnt the best country ever is due to the fact that we have a country sized tumor growing from "oor erse" (ass). That tumor my amigos.. Thats right is england!! Need i say anymore!!!
Examples of language used in Scotland!!
1. Cum ben the sittin room wee man
(come through to the living room small one)
2.we gittin fir oor tea maw??
(what are we having for dinner mother)
3.Dinnie gees any yir shite
(could you refrain from bullshiting please)
4. Yill beh cuvered in dug hair fae erse tae fuckin tit!!!
Oh my... you'll be covered in dog hair
1. Cum ben the sittin room wee man
(come through to the living room small one)
2.we gittin fir oor tea maw??
(what are we having for dinner mother)
3.Dinnie gees any yir shite
(could you refrain from bullshiting please)
4. Yill beh cuvered in dug hair fae erse tae fuckin tit!!!
Oh my... you'll be covered in dog hair
by TheEvilScotsman July 18, 2011
National Dress - The Philibeg
(The kilt is an english invention circa 1870 - India)
National drink - whisky (or anythin else if you're buying)
National sport - Gowf and fitba'
National pastime - rippin't the p*** out of the english
National language - Variable dependent on degree of intoxication
National hero - William Wallace
National Inventions: TV, Telephone, tarmac, raincoat(macintosh) the Bicycle. rubber tyres. The bank of England, The FBI, Police forces, The US Navy, Double breach shotgun, Whisky. Also:- Penicillin, antiseptic treatment, DNA, Dolly the sheep (cell replicationcloning),
Ad infinitum!
National pride - In Abundance!
(The kilt is an english invention circa 1870 - India)
National drink - whisky (or anythin else if you're buying)
National sport - Gowf and fitba'
National pastime - rippin't the p*** out of the english
National language - Variable dependent on degree of intoxication
National hero - William Wallace
National Inventions: TV, Telephone, tarmac, raincoat(macintosh) the Bicycle. rubber tyres. The bank of England, The FBI, Police forces, The US Navy, Double breach shotgun, Whisky. Also:- Penicillin, antiseptic treatment, DNA, Dolly the sheep (cell replicationcloning),
Ad infinitum!
National pride - In Abundance!
Scotland uisge beathawhisky, gowfgolf, fitba'football
by teaghee May 18, 2010
We hate the English because their dirty sheep shagging inbred posh bastards their a bunch of tranny cunts. But the best city in Scotland is Glasgow the rest can fuck same with the people in them dirty pricks.
by Killallcelticsupporters December 05, 2021
Used in reference to continuous sporting disappointment. To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory. To throw away a winning position normally completely of your own making. To provide false hope to a nation that you might just reach a modest sporting achievement only to crash everyone back down to earth with a full on double dose of reality.
We were 5-0 with a minute of the game left but then ended up totally Scotlanding it.
We’re winning but I have a horrible feeling we’re going to end up Scotlanding it.
I Honestly thought we were going to do it today, but then I remembered we always end up Scotlanding it!
I thought Timmy was going to win the egg and spoon race, but he tripped over his laces at the finish line and smashed his egg, totally Scotlanding it!
We’re winning but I have a horrible feeling we’re going to end up Scotlanding it.
I Honestly thought we were going to do it today, but then I remembered we always end up Scotlanding it!
I thought Timmy was going to win the egg and spoon race, but he tripped over his laces at the finish line and smashed his egg, totally Scotlanding it!
by Red King80 June 14, 2021