satellite itch

This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.

I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.

by name not already in use February 20, 2011

Satellite Delay

The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.

Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."

by Max420 April 19, 2011

Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.

Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"

by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012

Satellite nipples

HUGE nipples

She had those huge satellite nipples

by 4710Nick June 6, 2018

Satellite's down

Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.

Question: What is the distance to the moon.

Answer: Wait, let me think--sorry, Satellite's down.

by unkillbilly June 14, 2018

Satellite Channel

A channel in which a banned YouTuber uses so he or she can be still on the platform

Keemstar dramaalert it's just a satellite channel since he was banned for life

by EmJayee January 28, 2019

Satellite Bouncing

Satellite Bouncing: self made type of DDoS attack made by me and a couple of buddies where a satellite needs to be in the perfect position and the radio waves are then intercepted and bounces them (with metal sheets positioned in a place where the radio waves can bounce off 1 another and amplify the signal strong enough to bounce in sporadic directions off of the long metal plates on a satellite) to other wireless networks thus the radio waves interfere with the other wireless networks and halts them until the attack stops.

works on UTP cabling wired networks sense the UTP cables are sensitive to EMI

weither satellite bouncing is illegal or not is your question ;)

by Nice one Perma March 31, 2022