Russelled

the act of calling a member of the opposite sex, guaranteeing coitus, and subsequently being denied.

I called him and said "Sex. Me. Here. Now." and he told me that he'd rather stay at home and smoke with his friends. I totally got Russelled.

by WIZZAARD July 11, 2008

a russell

when you take a giant shit in someones house

i just stoped at Mc Donald's and going to mikes when i get there i better pull a russell

by hairytaco July 2, 2011

Russel

A pubic wig.

Named after Russel Crowe's Pubic-like beard.

Also look up Murkin

Dude want to buy a russel?

Nah i can grow my own

by superspecialawesomeburger November 22, 2010

Russel

That one guy who has the body mass of an ant, and prides himself for the size of both his forehead and chin

We need to leave now, russel is here

by Russelslayer February 14, 2019

Russel

What you call someone with no arms and legs, resting in a pile of leaves.

-What do you call a mate with no arms and legs when hes in a pile of leaves?
-Russel

by ichigodesuka September 26, 2009

Russel

A person with no arms or legs that gets thrown into a pile of leaves

HaHa! Another loser Russel got thrown into the leaves!

by >:P March 18, 2007

Russel

noun. This is a creative name for the penis. The full name of this creature is "Russel the Love Muscle."

Hey baby, have you met Russel? Russel the Love Muscle? Once this question is asked, the female will have no choice but to copulate with you. This one-liner will increase your sexual radius with the ladies.

by jld2 February 26, 2009