Roman

The act of contradicting one's self by being a n00b, yet calling other's a n00b.

Roman is a roman.

by BUCKCHEEKS January 19, 2004

Roman

a person that thinks the whole world has beef with them, especially their family members and baby-mamas.

Did you hear about that kid that talks smack about everyone?

Yeah, man. He's such a Roman.

by Kkkateee June 11, 2011

Roman

A player. He’s attractive but don’t let that fool you. He’s a manipulatator. Wants to find true love but can’t because of who he is as a person. He doesn’t seem to realize that his life isn’t too bad. Cares for nobody but himself. Will most likely end up alone.

Wow! That Roman guy is hot! ..He is but he’s not worth it

by epic man! April 6, 2019

Roman

A unitractive yound man who likes big dicks in his ass and is know for having a small dick.

That ugly dude is such a Roman

by Gboy_1202 January 28, 2017

Roman

A ugly kid who poops his pants and is stupid.

I'll that's roman.

by RomanIsUgly February 11, 2019

Roman

More than one pack of Rah-men; usually when one is feeling like a fat-kid

Me: What do you have at your house we can eat..?
Lee: like...two packs of Roman noodles

by T&Kwords.inc December 28, 2010

Roman

Absurdly overemotional towards a girl. So attached that a protective order is required. Poetry becomes your life. You drop the Army and all ties with your previous life.

Dude! Your'e being such a Roman. She doesn't even like you anymore. Now go write poetry. BITCH!

by Jackie_O July 30, 2014