Ricky
The male equivalent of a Flo. A loudmouth redneck that turns obnoxious and wants to fight once he has had any alcohol. He starts fights but if someone busts his hole, he immediately starts spouting Oh God, and gets religious because he thinks he’s about to die. Someone you would want to beat to death with a plastic thermos.
Two people watching the movie Falling Down
Movie watcher 1: Watch this, this is my favorite part
Nick: You want freedom? I'll give you fucking freedom! takes out some handcuffs
Nick: You're going to jail, motherfucker. How's that for freedom? Freedom to get fucked up the ass by some big buck nigger. Give me your other hand! He's gonna be right behind ya, just like this. You're gonna like that, faggot fuck! Give me your other hand!
Bill Foster: I can't.
Nick: Why not?
Bill Foster: Gravity.
Nick: Gravity? What the fuck does that mean?!
Bill Foster: I'll fall down.
Nick kicks Bill, making him fall down
Nick: Give me your other hand! Give it to me! Give it to me! GIVE IT TOO ME!
Bill turns around and stabs Nick in his shoulder
Nick: Oh God, this isn't one of mine, Oh God.
Bill Foster: Freedom of religion. Now you get it. Feels good to exercise your rights, doesn't it? (opens fire on Nick, shooting him through a mirror)
Movie watcher 1: He acted like some bad ass Nazi but he was just a fucking Ricky
Movie watcher 1: Watch this, this is my favorite part
Nick: You want freedom? I'll give you fucking freedom! takes out some handcuffs
Nick: You're going to jail, motherfucker. How's that for freedom? Freedom to get fucked up the ass by some big buck nigger. Give me your other hand! He's gonna be right behind ya, just like this. You're gonna like that, faggot fuck! Give me your other hand!
Bill Foster: I can't.
Nick: Why not?
Bill Foster: Gravity.
Nick: Gravity? What the fuck does that mean?!
Bill Foster: I'll fall down.
Nick kicks Bill, making him fall down
Nick: Give me your other hand! Give it to me! Give it to me! GIVE IT TOO ME!
Bill turns around and stabs Nick in his shoulder
Nick: Oh God, this isn't one of mine, Oh God.
Bill Foster: Freedom of religion. Now you get it. Feels good to exercise your rights, doesn't it? (opens fire on Nick, shooting him through a mirror)
Movie watcher 1: He acted like some bad ass Nazi but he was just a fucking Ricky
Ricky by ricky, redneck, bad-ass, fight May 13, 2010