Hag reflex

The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.

Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.

by jcooler August 31, 2012

Meme Reflex

Saving any image(s), regardless of how funny it is, on a device, without any thought in doing so, due to being used to saving many memes on a device.

Person 1: For some reason I sometimes save random photos on my phone without even thinking.
Person 2: Its the meme reflex.

by Salty Llama April 7, 2020

Apology Reflex

Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.

Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.

Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.

by Mocha Suthers April 29, 2014

remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.

My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 17, 2017

conversational reflexes

1. how deftly an individual can adapt a story or sentence they are currently telling to steer the mood of the listeners in their favor

2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny

A real-life instance of good Conversational Reflexes:

I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.

Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"

Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"

by Teh Noj October 1, 2009

Mousetrap reflex

The reflex that a girl has when you reach to touch her boobs and she doesn't approve of the action. She usually bites your outstretched fingers in a really quick motion like a mousetrap.

Guy 1: Dude that chick has a serious mousetrap reflex!

Guy 2: Well that's what you get for trying to touch her tits.

by Hoboinspace August 7, 2013