redwood

Having a penis that is stastically bigger than 99.3% of all men.

Man that redwood is gigantic.

by FF Mike April 27, 2004

Redwood

A tall, beautiful, stunning woman that has a foul-smelling vagina. (This definition is derived from characteristics of actual Redwood trees--they collect rainwater and are essentially foul and rotten on the inside)

Q: "Did you take home that tall, smoking hot model last night?" A: "Yes, I did but she was a Redwood....her pussy was very stinky... smelled like hot garbage

by joeydnewyork January 21, 2013

redwood man

a person who has red hair and stands a stagering 10 feet tall, pasty white skin, and a strange sense of humor. also known to snap on people and has an amzing appetite

redwood man is gonna stab you for sure!

redwood man is gonna stab you for sure!

look at that redwood man munch

by ryan mcd October 17, 2006

Redbook

- A book which contains a list of names which a gay person casually has intercourse with on a regular basis.

- A book which a gay person has containing a list of his male booty calls.

I can't believe I didn't pull anyone tonight. Time to open up my redbook and get a booty call.

by ChocolateWaffer December 29, 2011

Redwood High School

Home of the um... Im not sure cuz you never hea anyone saying Redwood Bkahbkahs did anything... I think its Giants. But anyways Redwood (AKA Deadwood) is known for its um well nothing really.

Wow im glad I didnt go to Redwod High School!

by Mister Man February 27, 2005

Redford

A working-class suburb, just west of Detroit, Michigan. Named in the 1800's for the wagon ford over the Rouge River. Also known as: The Mini-Bike Capitol of the World, you will see more grown ass men on mini-bikes in Redford, than any other city.

Oh my God, was that a grown man on a Mini-Bike?

Well we are in Redford.

Right...

by Awebstersnakes March 15, 2019

mr. redford

A stupid fat fucking teacher that no one likes. He’s annoying and very sarcastic, none of the teachers nor students like him. He should die. He sucks at teaching and eats his carrots like a horse. Gives out way too much homework/projects.

Got any homework? YEA I do I have the fat Mr. Redford! Aw man sucks for you, HAHA!

by Drugs Not Hugs February 15, 2019