A porcelain rodeo is when two people shit in one toilet at the same time. This is most commonly performed when one person sits normally on the toilet while the other sits on the first person's lap while facing them and shitting between the gap in the first person's legs.
Tony and Dustin always save time getting ready for work in the morning by having a porcelain rodeo: twice the shitting in half the time, only sightly more mess.
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He loves to play his piano and would rather focus on his hobbies other than work. His favorite hobby other than the piano is baking, mostly cakes and famous for his God cake.
He loves to play his piano and would rather focus on his hobbies other than work. His favorite hobby other than the piano is baking, mostly cakes and famous for his God cake.
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When you're about to get laid with that drunk chick you just met, Lay a little bit of TigerBalm on the outside part of the condom. Try to stay as long as possible inside. May the best man win. Tiger Rodeo
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Get the this ain't my first rodeo mug.A rodeo hug is an awkward hug with someone who would never expect it (bonus points for a business situation) where you try to hold on for 8 seconds. Typically, there are bonus points for stylistic maneuvers like swirling a hand on their back or tucking one's head into their neck. Whispers of "I never want this moment to end" also earn bonus points. It is in poor taste to lift the recipient off their feet. It is acceptable for the recipient to poke the "cowboy" in the ribs.
Hey, did you see Alan rodeo hug the new guy at the office? It was amazing, but he only made it 7 seconds.
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the name comes from the following:
Purple: because the drink is purple in color
Jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
Rodeo: because you'll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be prone to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you're in a rodeo
the name comes from the following:
Purple: because the drink is purple in color
Jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
Rodeo: because you'll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be prone to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you're in a rodeo
GUY #1 oh man what happened last night?
GUY #2 dude you drank one Purple Jesus Rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
GUY #3 Yeah then you passed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
GUY #1 NICE!
GUY #2 dude you drank one Purple Jesus Rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
GUY #3 Yeah then you passed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
GUY #1 NICE!
by Jeff "Danger" Hoernemann November 29, 2010
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