Times Tables Rock Stars

Times Tables Rock Stars is a popular game which evolved in England and helps you learneed stupid times tables which no one cares about. Sorry rock heros.
I like Times Tables Rock Stars.
by Iamtotallynothuman November 12, 2019
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party like a rock star

A disgrace to the rock genre. If somone was going to was going to make this song, leave it to the actual rock "stars".
Friend : Hey, Lets make fun of the song "party like a rock star" by making a rock song called "Party like a rap star"!
Me: Sounds cool!
Us: PAARRTAAAY LIKE A RAAPP STAAARR
by May825 May 26, 2008
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Rock Star Limo Rides

The service whereby an upscale prostitute is treated to a big dinner full of seafood at a fine dining experience, then back to the presidential suite of the John hotel room and given cocaine to snort by her John. She's then given something else to ingest that will cause Diarhea, and rides the John bareback while shes trying to explode in reverse cow girl position.
Terrell "Man that girl is sic!"
Dante "Ya, how?"
Terrell "She be into some crazy fetishes"
Dante "Like what?"
Terrell "She do Rock Star Limo Rides, yo!"
Dante "Damn! Thats a highpriced ho!"
Terrell "Word!"
by Bentley Lewis August 29, 2006
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A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
by fubsish August 10, 2009
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Rock Star

1) A person with a massive ego who mistreats and then mocks the people around him. This insult originated in Southern California, but is not reserved for musicians.

2) A crack addict with an ego problem.
That guy is such a rock star; he broke up with his lover by late-night text and then called her a stalker when she called him the next day.

That lady is a total rock star; she thinks she's a celebrity because she works at the food buffet at a 5 star hotel.

Every crack addict is a rock star.
by bundt August 20, 2012
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